May 2013
zacharieforpresident:
zacharieforpresident:
hey guys remember these things
i just lost a follower
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Ughhh ... school.. school.. school. I hate it so...
youwishangelfish:
Imagine reading a book of every conversation where people have spoken about you.
Anonymous asked: Cutting is not the answer find comfort in God, trust me. He is the only one that is always there for you. He put u on this earth for a reason. I will pray for you. Ask a follower of God i love you! stay strong and be yourself your are never alone<3 kristen age 15
Those couples who make out in front of you like...
sodamnrelatable:
And you’re like:
crybabe:
wow you have the best taste in music
unzip ur pants
This is how the rain looks like when you're up...
sadisticmagidan:
BEST PHOTO IN EXISTENCE.
I love how it’s only over that town, like Nature decided to just fuck their day up.
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snorlaxatives:
miranda cosgrove turned 20 today but to me she will always look like this
when you have unlimited texting but only text two people.
me: I love The Hunger Games it's so great and amazing and incredible and I just love it so much
another fan: oh my god right, it's the best ever, it's better than Harry Potter
me: whoa whoa whoa slow down
worldwar2chainz:
the CEO of abercrombie didn’t really do a good job at marketing to cool kids because i don’t really like their stuff
niallhortonhearsawho:
a girl walks into a classroom wearing a spaghetti strap shirt. immediately every boy within a 50 yard radius gets a raging erection. the teacher attempts to present a lesson but to no avail, no one can hear over the sound of every male student masturbating to this girl’s shoulders. why couldn’t she just wear a long sleeved shirt
njena:
its a shame that in 6 or so billion years, any and all existence on earth will be wiped out by the sun’s expansion, and it’s almost scary to think about how even now the sun continues to grow bigger and hotter, sexy and hotter let’s shut it down. pound the alarm
What you say: I'm economically conservative and socially liberal
What I hear: Poor people can starve for all I care so long as I have weed.
“To love a TV show is to know one of two things: Either it will eventually leave...”
– Todd VanDerWerff (The A.V. Club)
smilingemoticon:
when someone insults one of your friends
It's Okay
kennendoah:
“They should teach self-love in school.”
– 6-Word Story #94 (via writingsforwinter)
lookslikeazipper:
Right so im walking home and I see this guy rolling a cigarette under a streetlamp and when he clicked his lighter THE FUCKING STREETLIGHT WENT OUT
I stopped in my tracks and stared at this guy who looks up at me then to his lighter and hes as surprised as me then he takes his thumb off the trigger and THE STREETLIGHT TURNS BACK ON
HE GAVE THE MOST SURPRISED LOOK OF ANYONE...
wwwsierracheyenne:
radstunts:
thirteenth-zodiac-sign:
bllonde:
Dear tampon and pad companies:
Please make your items quieter to open.
Sincerely,
The whole restaurant/household/bathroom now knows I am on my period, thank you.
I just thought my flat-mates were eating crisps in the toilet.
that is the single most british sentence i have ever read
that comment was seriously so...
squareclocks:
kushroom:
so you’re saying I can win 5 iphones every day??? and all I have to do is give my credit card number on this website I’ve never heard about??? well slam me in my tender butthole sir you’ve just got yourself a deal
Slam me in my tender butthole
I think I’ve just found my new favorite phrase.
